THEY ARE PLAYING AT ALL WRONG!!!!!
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
On my computer around midnight last night, I saw a Steam popup that one of my friends is playing Civ V, and I immediately start judging them only to realize the reason I was on the computer in the first place was to play Civ V
do you know that feeling when you make small talk with a person you really like and it makes you feel all warm and fuzzy and how talking to them means a lot to you and then you think about how they probably don’t feel the same and just see it as a normal conversation and you just sort of
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim